英文翻譯-高個兒的口白人生

翻譯社翻譯公司的專業選擇 透明翻譯常常聽到身邊朋友抱怨自己不夠高: “高處的東西都拿不到” ; “褲子很難買到合身的耶” ; “大合照都要站最前面…”。 事實上個頭太高麻煩事也不少 (冏)。一位身高 214 公分的網友 Greg Taylor 就戲稱自己為 “高的很奇怪的傢伙”,並且在部落格中用有趣或戲謔的方式來抒發高個子在日常生活中常碰到的不方便或內心的OS。

 

雖然古人常用 “堂堂七尺男兒” 來形容男人高大且意氣風發的樣子,但在現實生活中這樣的身高還是有點困擾 (只看到胸部是怎樣啦!)

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七尺男兒Greg: “不瞞您說每次到觀光景點真的會有遊客找我拍照 。”

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七尺男兒Greg: 我應該沒辦法成為超級英雄 (或超級壞蛋),因為實在太好認了嘛!而且每次有帶著面具的高個搶了銀行我都很擔心隔天警察會來我家…

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某次就醫需要拍攝胸部的 X 光片,因為身高的關係沒辦法一次拍完,必須分兩次拍攝
七尺男兒Greg: “連續拍兩次 X光片會不會有什麼影響啊?”
護士: “喔喔不會啦~ 就跟曬個30分鐘的太陽差不多。”
好吧….既然護士都這麼說了…
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(↑ 之後醫生將兩張X光片合併起來才能正確檢查 XD)

 

七尺男兒Greg: 我使用筆電時無論在什麼樣的座位上通常螢幕都需要打開到這個角度。

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七尺男兒Greg: 我拍這張照片是因為有很多人會問我 “你從小就這麼高嗎?”,不!!!我也是從小 baby開始長大的! 跟每個人都一樣啦!!

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七尺男兒Greg: 洗完澡吹頭髮時我有 50% 的機會可以吹出比較像人類的造型。

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好啦,其實身高剛好且適合自己就好了,高個的煩惱真的不是我們普通人可以體會的,不知道姚明先生 (229 公分) 看到這篇會不會心有戚戚焉 ˊ_>ˋ

 

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